The Future Holds Nothing Else But Confrontation (hawver) wrote,
The Future Holds Nothing Else But Confrontation
hawver

Writer's Block: Goal!

Goooooooooaaaaaaaaalllllll! Today marks the anniversary of football (soccer) star Pele's 1000th goal. Why has professional footie never caught on in the United States?




Because its fackin retahded. Any fackin more questions?
Tags: football, pele, soccer, writer's block
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